..RED ALERT : What is your ‘I AM FAT’ SIGN?..

I AM FATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

I guess, there’s just not enough T’s to express MY CURRENT FATTTTTNESSSSS. Huhuhu.. serious nak nangis, tau!! Ok, to some or most people would probably say that I am exaggerating and they would probably also, throw the comment of, “Kurus cam ni pun kata gemuk?”

But seriously, do I have to wait until I am 10kg-20kg fatter then only I start to worry? Of course not, right???

Everyone would have their own I AM FAT SIGN or (Tanda-Tanda ‘SAYA ADALAH GEMUK’) and so, I am already at the RED ALERT STAGE whereby it is already REALLY CRITICAL for me. Reallyyyyyyy critical.

So, what is my I AM FAT SIGN?

WATCH OUT SIGNS : No longer need to wear belt when wearing my jeans.
FIRST WARNING : Jeans became tight at the waist. Very uncomfortable especially when sitting down.
RED ALERT : When the skin on one thigh is rubbing the skin on the other thigh.
EXPLOSION {Fat that soon will explode type} : After the rubbing scene of both thighs, resulting to RAW BLISTERS.

Ever since si Ain put the entry on ‘Muffin Top’, lagi ler I dok tengok myself in the mirror to see ‘how much muffin or the toppings that have spilled over my muffin’? Grrrrrr.. memang sungguh mengecewakan, ok? Nangis darah sekali pun tak dek gunanya.

Picture credit to Mr. Google

Hari-hari risau tapiiiii masih gak tak berapa nak sedar diri. Masih gak makan makanan yang best-best. Exercise memang langsunggggg tak dek lah kan. Just that, dua hari ni I have started doing ‘sit-ups’. Itupun takat 20 kali jer. Hahaha… tak per, bak kata pepatah “Sikit-sikit, lama-lama jadi bukit, kan?” Alamak… jadik bukit? Bukit = Menggunung = Gemuk? Tidakkkkkkkk!! *saiko*

Arghhhh… malas lah nak cakap lebih. Mari kita tunggu dan lihat in few months, semakin gemuk kah saya, kurus ker saya or pregnant kah saya? Eh~ Apakah? Hahahaha…. *oopppsss tersasulah pulak :p.*