..18sx : Kisah Malam Pertama @ First Night..

Wah! Panas gitu, I nyer title kan?? Actually tak dek lah panas mana pun.. hehehe..

Ok, here’s the thing… a girl friend of mine just got married last weekend and up till now she have yet to have her ‘first night’ with her hubby.

It is not a strange or odd or unusual thing for the ‘first night’ not to happen on the first night itself but it’s uncommon that the reason behind it is caused by the husband instead of the wife.

We often hear stories like :

Story 1
Mrs. A - I am so scared to sleep with him and be near him especially when he asked for ‘sex’. I tried but the moment he touches me I just pulled back.

OR Story 2
Mrs. B - I cried the whole night because I was so terrified until my eyes became swollen and the next morning, everybody asked what happen to my eyes.

OR Story 3
Mrs. C – For one whole week, I had to ask my best friend to sleep with me because I just couldn’t help myself to be in the same bedroom with him. I’m afraid to be alone with him.

OR Story 4
Mrs. D – For 2 weeks in a row, we tried to have our ‘first night’ but he just couldn’t find the ‘hole’.

BUT very seldom do we hear story like this
Mrs. E – He’s already asleep and I woke him up but he just said, “Abang letih lah Sayang” (translation : I’m so tired, Honey)

A man didn’t want to have ‘it’ even after a week being legally married. Wow! How rare is that and that’s definitely the first!! Heheheh…

Sorry if I offended anyone… but, it just seems weird to me and my other friends too!!!

So, what do you think Mrs. E should do to make ‘it’ with the hubby??

Care to help, people??? :D